i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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