Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
