I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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