yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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