Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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