somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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