I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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