i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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