4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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