What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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