Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
