i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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