is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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