no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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