is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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