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Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.

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(713): View more from Texas

splinters make it hard to masturbate

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(914): View more from New York

He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.

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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now

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(613): View more from Ontario

I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.

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(949): View more from California

Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab

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(702): View more from Nevada

In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?

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