I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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