Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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