Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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