it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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