MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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