Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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