do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
