Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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