How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
