wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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