How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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