i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Just high enough for therapy.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
