She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
