Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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