I hope mine doesn't look like that
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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