I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
