seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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