youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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