At least make sure they are 18
Why
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
My life is pants optional.
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