is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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