i just wanna soil my oats bro
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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