fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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