Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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