im drinking this country out of the recession.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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