how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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