Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
