Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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