I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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