He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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