Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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