I wish i was in the wii world.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
The air taste purple.
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