Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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