did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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