I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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