I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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