The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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