sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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