I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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