wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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